I was going to write y'all a nice little story about my night. There are even pictures. But then I came home, and made some "It's not delivery it's Digiorno," and started watching Jay Leno, and realized that I would not be able to write to you about the silly things that happened in my life today. Because Jay Leno is a moron. I know I have been slightly belligerent about the whole map thing lately, but sometimes enough is enough. Mr. Leno, was chatting with Leonardo DiCaprio tonight about his new movie which was filmed in Africa. While they were conducting the typical banter about Africa...poverty...aids...wildlife...like it is a zoo...Jay Leno mentioned that he has a friend from Rhodesia. Rhodesia. Yes, Rhodesia. Well Jay, it might be hard to have a friend from Rhodesia, b/c Rhodesia doesn't exist. Rhodesia was once a colony, run by the British, named after Cecil Rhodes. Cecil was a great chap who started DeBeers, and ran a large colony, and tried to build a railroad across the continent that is the five times the size of the U.S., which basically just means that he was responsible for a lot of pain and suffering for a lot of Africans. Rhodesia. Rhodesia is actually now Zimbabwe and part of Zambia, but we don't learn those things in school. Instead we have Jay Leno on the television every night showing the world how dumb we are when it comes to anything that happens outside the U.S. This would be like me going on National television tonight and telling the entire country that I am from this great place in the world, you should check it out, they call it the Thirteen Colonies. After that you should check out Germania. That place is awesome too. I also heard that The Holy Roman Empire is a great place to visit this time of year. I know that the Tonight Show is not history class, and these things may not be important in our day to day lives, but they are important to me. Perhaps it was a slip of the tongue. Perhaps he knows better. Perhaps I am making a huge deal out of nothing. But this stuff matters. Maybe not to Jay, or to Leo, or to most people, but it matters.