Wednesday, May 09, 2007

What to do when you are home alone and a bird sits on the curtain rod of your partially opened porch door, inches away from being in your apartment

I recommend standing frozen like Hans Solo, and screaming progressively louder "OH S*#$! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO! OH, CRAP! GO AWAYYYY!" all the while forgetting that you are still talking to your best friend on your cell phone.

This works, because birds apparently understand English.


Lis said...

Hahahha. That's hilarious. And good advice.

Pop Princess said...

Hey, it did listen. Ahhh, the wonders of evolution.