Wednesday, May 09, 2007

What to do when you are home alone and a bird sits on the curtain rod of your partially opened porch door, inches away from being in your apartment

I recommend standing frozen like Hans Solo, and screaming progressively louder "OH S*#$! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO! OH, CRAP! GO AWAYYYY!" all the while forgetting that you are still talking to your best friend on your cell phone.

This works, because birds apparently understand English.

2 comments:

Lis said...

Hahahha. That's hilarious. And good advice.

Pop Princess said...

Hey, it did listen. Ahhh, the wonders of evolution.